Last night, LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian went out to eat at Nobu in Malibu, which is enough of a paparazzi hotspot where LeAnn knew she would be pap’d. And much like every time she’s pap’d these days, LeAnn conveniently provided the “story” to go along with the photos. Shortly after getting pap’d, LeAnn got on her Twitter and captioned the experience: “Great dinner w/ our friends Troy, Elisa, Dave & Liz… I need ice cream!” Then she followed that up with “Drumsticks!!!!!” I don’t understand? Did she look down at her own chicken-bone legs and, in an anorexic hallucination, decide that her own bones looked good enough to eat? Is that the meaning behind “Drumsticks!!!!!”? Of course not. LeAnn knows that the only interest people have in her at this point is talking about how unhealthy she looks. It’s a constant cycle of photographing her increasingly skinny figure, and then when people say “Um, you don’t look healthy,” she starts squawking. Rinse and repeat, endlessly.
The reason Eddie and LeAnn look so tan and squinty is because they just back from vacation with Eddie’s sons, Eddie’s parents, LeAnn’s parents, and another family. LeAnn blogged about the whole thing, because she’s simply incapable of having a good time without letting everyone know about it. LeAnn wrote, “It was a very special week for us all… It takes a lot for us all to relax and shut off because we all have so many responsibilities, but for this one week, life was easy and perfect. This past week has taught us all in our family to make enjoying more time with each other the first priority in our lives. You never know what tomorrow may bring.” Um…sure. “You never know what tomorrow may bring”??? Eddie’s already boning other chicks, right? Surprise! Now you know what tomorrow will bring, LeAnn.
UPDATE: Ah, yes, she might have been talking about those ice cream “drumsticks”. Sorry I wasn’t on top of that – I didn’t even know they still made those things.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
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